Stories from someone just fumbling through
I'm not sure how I ended up with a Snuggie, all I know is that I tried to use it for it's intended purpose and all that extra fabric tripped me and sent me flying. Without a doubt, Snuggies are like deadly weapons to us short folk. Instead of burning that evil thing, I decided… Continue reading How to disarm a Snuggie
So what do you get when your aloe plant tries to stuff all five pounds of itself into a one pound container? You get something like this... Except this photo was taken after I pruned it. So imagine it being twice this size. I'm an awful plant owner, I know. I've been meaning to do… Continue reading How to make toothpaste
The Unmaker 